Look-a-like Musings

Whilst I was chatting to my sister tonight, I was reminded of the cover of this weeks Guardian guide. On the front was a picture of Anthony Hegarty ( large, whale-sounding, blubbery, mercury prize winning tranny ) who I started looking at with a glimmer of recognition in my mind. Apart from his 'checking a cats prostate' vocals, where did I know him from? And then it came to me in a moment of clarity. He is Sonia from Eastenders! As many of you will know, I have long harbored a deep hatred of Sonia, mainly, I am ashamed to say, because of her torrid looks. I now realize why I disliked Mr. Hegarty from the first moment I saw him. Please enjoy the resemblance....